These are Joey Leone's missions. There are six missions from him, and all can be done in one go.
Pick up this mission between 05:00 and 21:00.
Mike 'Lips' Last Lunch
The Forellis have owed Joey money for too long, and Joey wants to show them how he feels when he doesn't get the green people owe. One of their bosses, Mike 'Lips' Forelli is eating at the Bistro, and you guessed it - we're going to kill him. You have to steal his car, and arm it with a bomb at the Bomb Shop at Harwood. You must return it in the same place, and in the same position without a dent, otherwise he knows it's a trap. You have 6 minutes to do his missions, so head over to the Bomb Shop. You can activate the bomb by using the Left Mouse Button (LMB: the easiest to find). Remember, no denting. It will be a pain in the ass for time and all that money you made. Set the bomb and get out of the car lot . Wait for him to get in, be killed, and earn $10 000.
Farewell 'Chunky' Lee Chong
A guy called 'Chunky' Lee Chong has been selling SPANK for the Cartel through his Punk Noodles stall, and he is about to sell his last stir fry. You will have to take him out, but you have to watch your back, because it's Triad territory. There's a Pistol availabe again at Ammu-Nation, and I forgot to say to shoot people, the easiest way to shoot is Left Mouse Button (LMB). As soon as the Triads shoot, follow Chunky and shoot him. After killing him, you will get $10 000 and some crazy Triads to shoot.
Before starting this mission, get a strong car.
Van Heist
Joey's guys need a Securicar to crack. There's one on it's rounds but bullets won't damage it, so you will have to ram it - the guards will bail, they're a bunch of pussies. That's where the tough car you should get comes in. Once you hit it, you get one star on your wanted level, and after the damage meter goes up to 75% that one star becomes two stars. Hit it a final time and they should bail. Head to the garage to complete the easy and simple mission - hopefully. $20 000, and three things happen. The guys will give you $5000 for delivering another Securicar, you are told that the Import/Export Garages need requirements and El Burro wants a favour, and we will do his missions after Marty Chonks' missions.
Cipriani's Chauffer
Joey introduces you the Don's Capo - Toni Cipriani, a powerful man and lethal if you piss him off. He needs to pick up some protection money from a launderette in Chinatown and then he needs to be taken back to his home - a family restaurant. He says "no fancy crap", what he actually means if the car is set alight, he won't get out, thus failing the mission. Take Toni to the Launderette, where he gets shot at. Here's a thing, if you kill the four attacking Triads, you get a $2000 bonus! Head to the restaurant and drop off Toni. You get $3000 and unlock Toni's missions. We will do his missions after completing El Burro's missions.
Before starting the next mission, get another tough car.
Dead Skunk In The Trunk
Some Forelli thought he was a wise-guy and got himself capped. His stiff is in a trunk of a Manana parked at Greasy Joe's Diner at Callahan Point and needs to be crushed. Easy? No - some Forellis are guarding it and are prepared to kill anyone who steals the car. If you got that tough car, hit the car near the cave. He either flips out and dies or gets stuck along the wall. The other will ram you - but your car should be durable and he will kill himself. You get a $5000 bonus for each one killed. It will be an easy ride to the crusher. After the car is crushed, you get $10 000.
Before starting this mission, get a four door car. Also, you have to get there in between 06:00 and 14:00. Try to get as early of 06:00, trust me - it'll help.
The Getaway
And so we come to another end of a crime boss' missions. Some guys Joey know need a driver for a robbery and he told you were the man, so you better not screw it up, in his own words. The bank closes at 17:00, and that's why you want to get there as early as you can. Head over and pick up the guys. Sound the horn and get to the bank "on the main drag". As they enter, you here someone screaming and then two gunshots. Usually one of the guys die, they either end up like that or one comes out - or even all of them get out! You have three stars for a wanted level, so head into the alley and pick up the bribe. Re-spray your car and drop off the guys, without getting the Cops attention again. You will get $30 000 and you will end Joey's missions.
